'Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2002
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the House,
Not a congressman was stirring-- and the Senate was soused.
Freedom and Privacy-- the things we hold dear,
Have been trampled by the 107th this year.
Berman and Hollings lay snug in their beds,
With visions of Rosen and Valenti in their heads.
Their pockets were lined very carefully with cash
From the RIAA/MPAA lobbyists' stash.
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